Eat Your Brains: Livingly Challenged...

I am sad to say some Zombies do not pass over into life as undead "intact". Whereas some of the lucky ones just get a small nibble and go on their merry little way with all their limbs attached, others often aren't quite so lucky.

Generally, it comes down to you missing appendage or another. But don't fret, I've got some advice for you that won't cost you that missing arm or leg.

Legs:

The really positive thing here is that for the most part, humans already had the ability to out run you. You haven't lost much in that regard, just a couple of steps on them, or 3... or 4... or all of them really. But not all hope is lost. The great thing about being undead and missing pieces is that you look more dead than normal! Sure you can't just hop up and chase some tasty brains down, but you *can* just lay there and wait for them to unsuspectingly meander by that already dead "body." Feel free to surround yourself with a pool of blood for effect and let the ankle biting begin!

Honestly, having no legs is every lazy Zombie's dream.

Arms:

Having no arms is a bit of a drag (whereas having no feet involves getting dragged), just concentrate on constantly operating your choppers and keeping your balance. If you go down with no arms, you might have to rely on the no legs strategy for a while. Missing one arm presents numerous opportunities. Not the least of which is using your own arm as a weapon. Nothing is more disheartening to a soon to be eaten human than getting pummeled with one your detached body parts. Unless of course it's getting pummeled with one of his detached body parts.

Either way, regardless of what limbs you may or may not have, you too can become a successful brain chomper. Just don't go out there and lose your head.