Eat Your Brains: Un(dead)employment Office

So what's a Zombie to do to pass the time until the rest of the Zombie horde rises up and takes over the world? You'd rather not draw too much attention to yourself, lest you attract the attention of those ne'er-do-well hunters who'd be happy to put a bullet in your brain.

Surprisingly, the best way to hide amongst humans is to be around them where they are the most like humans: the Workplace!

I will cover several of the best jobs to hide in plain sight below:

1. Supermodel

Pros: Where better to hang out in public than surrounded by people who practically look like they're one of us already. No one in these circles is going to question your "new diet fad."

Cons: The potential for finding a decent meal at your place of work is going to be very slim.

2. Morgue Technician

Pros: No worries about taking your work home with you. Get the opportunity to blend in with the clientelle if things get a bit dodgy. Prankster Zombies can turn hiding in one of the corpse lockers from "Hahahaha You got me Frank!" into "AHHHHHH! You got me Frank!" at a moments notice.

Cons: You put yourself way to close to getting in a pine box, via an honest mistake or a bullet in the head.

3. Lab Assistant/Specimen

Pros: You don't feel pain, so no matter what they do to you, it won't hurt. If you're really lucky you'll get a crazed scientist who'll feed you without the hassle of having to go out hunting for youself and who knows maybe you'll get to become some kind of super zombie mutant. Also, everyone knows these science labs always go south at some point. Someone will slip up and it's high quality brains galore. Be sure to take care of your leftovers.

Cons: There's a high chance some loon with a firearm will be there too, just in case things get to be too much "fun." Can't have the Apocalypse happening on his watch. Jerk.


Well there you have it, some high and low profile ways to get out there and blend in with the masses, at least until we can make them masses of zombies.