Eat Your Brains: Ask a Zombie - Vol 3

Got another question from a human this time around. Come on Zombies, I know it's hard to type what with the stiff joints and all, but you can't let all these humans show us up. We're supposed to win the war you know.

Sandler poses the following question:

Do Zombies wear boxers, briefs or panties?


I thought this was a pretty timely question since we just covered
Zombie Fashion in the last post.

Obviously, this varies from zombie to zombie, but I'd say it's a safe bet most of all the lady Zs out there are going to be found wearing panties. As for the fashionable male undead... You might be suprised to find there's a big metrozombial movement with a big push for boxer-briefs. They offer both support and a lower chance for loose fabric snagging, while being much more fashionable than your regular tighty whities. Or undeady reddies, depending on your state of undress and how messy an eater you are.

Zombies can be pretty individualistic when it comes down to it, underneath it all. On the outside we might look like a bunch of the same blood-covered monsters, but somewhere on the inside we might just feel special in our pretty pretty pink panties as we eat your brains.


Be sure to submit your question using the link on the left. I'd suggest refreshing the page that pops up to get a new captcha code. That seems to fix the issue with it saying "wrong code." Until next time!