Eat Your Brains: Ask a Zombie!

I've gotten a couple of questions so I thought maybe I would open the floor to some questions. Feel free to ask anything you like and maybe your question will show up here.

Just keep mashing at the keyboard until you get 'askazombie@hotmail.com' to come up and your question will get right to me. It'd help if you put "Ask a Zombie" in the subject line, because while I do like a certain meat in it's own jelly, SPAM is not the one I crave.

Any humans out there can feel free to submit to your inevitable demise and hand over your brains questions as well. Be sure to include your home address, when you like to sleep, where you hide any weapons and the emergency key for your house in your correspondence. So, uh, I can be thorough in my response.

Yep, that's what I'm going with there.