Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Eat Your Brains: Media Splatter - Fido

This edition of Media Splatter for your Gray Matter involves one of the scariest things I've ever seen in my entire unlife: Fido



I cannot begin to explain how much this movie freaked me out. I mean the entire premise is based on the fact that the Zombie horde has been surpressed and either locked out of cities or, I can barely bring myself to say it...

Domesticated.

I know! It blew my mind! Well not literally, but that'd be about the only thing I could imagine being worse.

So this family living in the "safe zone" gets a pet zombie and something goes wrong with it's control collar and it kills somebody.

I'm thinking, finally, this is about to get real, but no! It gets FEELINGS for it's human owners. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I found it hard to even find something to take away from this movie beside all that is wrong with humanity. Domesticated Zombies. I mean really.

I'd almost prefer a bullet in the head. Almost. I guess the thing to take away from this horror flick is that if for some terrible, terrible reason you find yourself in this situation, just bide your time.

Human's always get complacent, you'll get your chance sooner or later. It's not like your going to die. Though I'd rather do that then end up like Tammy the love slave Zombie.

*shudders*

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