Eat Your Brains: Media Splatter - Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

A little later than indicated, but here it is - the first Media Splatter for your Gray Matter.

The book is Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. As best as I can tell it's an historical look how our ancestor zombies tried to eat the brains of a bunch of prim and proper English ninnies. While it can be difficult to get through at times, the pictures and zombie attacks throughout help keep this moving along.

Things to learn from this book:

1. Do not underestimate female humans. Sure they're supposed to be the weaker sex, but you take one for granted as easy picking and you'll find yourself without a head before you know it. Maybe most of them will be nothing more than high-pitched meals, but make sure you handle them with care, at least until you crack that head open.

2. Cauliflower is evil. Beware for traps that may involve cauliflower as brain substitues. This is especially important to you zombies with no eyes and go by feeling your way around. I hope you still have your nose, because we all know nothing smells like fresh brains.

Book bonus:

30 dead ninjas. Yeah, and there are even some pictures of dead ninjas to drool over too!

Ultimately, I can't give this book two thumbs up, well because I'm missing one, but more to the point, the humans survive in this book. That's totally unrealistic. Now if you'll excuse me I have some brains to eat.