Eat Your Brains: Hate Thy Neighbor

So you've gone and gotten yourself a nice setup going. Plenty of panicky, defenseless humans to grab with tasty brains to eat. And then some other Alpha Zombie moves in on your turf. No big deal right? There's loads gray matter to go round for everyone. But not for this guy, he's constantly hounding your prized old folks home. You were saving that geezer in room 1301 for a special occasion! You've tried reasoning with this guy, but he just won't listen. I mean what's his deal? It's not like he's some mindless, crazed being who's every thought craves brains.

Oh, right...

So you're going to have to take a different approach to rid yourself of this zombie pest. Here are some helpful Do's and Don'ts in your quest:


Do use Chivalry

Chivalry, my friends, is not dead. In fact it is very undead. Be
sure to accompany your unwanted friend when he hunts and do nice things like open the door for him and insist he goes in first. Don't take no for an answer. If all goes well that human on the otherside will unload at the first thing that walks through the door, eliminating your problem, and hopefully the human's ammunition. Win - win.

Don't take matters into your own hands

Zombies are hard enough to kill for humans with all their intact reflexes and whatnot. Beside that, one of the best things about being a Zombie is the fact that you can't feel pain and you're nigh on unstoppable except for a good shot to the noggin. Do you really want to fight someone just as impervious as you are? As tempting as it might be to bump this Zombie nuisance off yourself, it's just bad form, and not that easy to pull off.

Do play practical jokes

This is one of those instances to use a little something we learned
from our first Media Splatter Sprinkle a few heads of Cauliflower over in that field near the military base and then groan about all the free brains littered about nearby. Let your friend go be all he can be all over the field

Don't alert the authorities

As tempting as it might be to set off that burgler alarm while your Zombie nemesis is inside that big old house, bringing a load of armed people to your vicinity is never a good idea. Sure maybe he gets his in the end, but you might get yours in the head.

Hopefully, your run-ins with this situation will be few and far between, after all we need to remember who the real enemy is here: humans with helmets.